"Skynet" becomes self aware...

We've all seen the "Terminator" movies. Some of us more than others. I saw those first two movies seriously like 100 times. The story is based around a highly intelligent computer basically taking over and trying to kill all humans. It's really a great story. I love it! I love the idea of a human resistance fighting back against anything. Apes, zombies and machines. It don't matter. I love it. I want to fight against whatever we're resisting. In these type of movies they make it like fighting in the resistance against whatever foe is better than fighting for your country. I can't wait for the new "Terminator" movie to come out. "Batman" as John Conner is gonna kick ass!

In today's societal crave for anything instantaneous, crazy ass news is abundant. I am sure you have heard in detail about Travis the human eating chimp. Long story short, chimp ate owners friend, owner stabbed chimp repeatedly to try and make him stop, chimp didn't, police came and killed chimp. Planet of the Apes man, Planet of the friggin Apes. We need to keep an eye on these animals. They may be planning something we don't know or aren't aware of yet. Right now we got other problems. 

A couple of weeks ago, the U.S. Military was concerned about creating "terminator like machines" for the field of battle. Their main concern was that the machines would not be able to differentiate between our forces and the enemy, and they would just smoke everyone.  No shit. I don't get it. How the hell is the robot going to know the difference? If a robot is made and it is programmed to seek out the enemy and kill it, you've made a freakin terminator.  Not an Ahh-nald terminator but a terminator nonetheless. The only thing that should be terminated is this stupid project to make terminators. 

I read an article today about a robot making a huge scientific discovery. The article goes on to say that the robot was able to form a hypothesis and conduct experiments on its own without help from its creator. OK to rehash we have the military working on robots able to kill and we got some dumb asses  working on robots to be able to problem solve. Am I the only one noticing a pattern here? The chief creator said "We hope to have teams of human and robot scientists working together in laboratories." No thanks. I'll hit the unemployment line before I work there.

Put two and two together. Dude, we made terminators! 

Read the whole article. This is the part that pisses me off. The robots name is Adam. The creators said Adam is a prototype. Prototype means "a first form from which varieties arise or imitations are made." Adam in biblical terms was made first then who was made after? Wait for it... Eve. Get it? Adam and Eve. Eve according to God, I mean the creators "is better designed and more elegant." Are these assholes for real? Did I just read that correctly? Did they make a crappy man robot first then make an awesome version as a female? Why did they have to do that? Why couldn't the crappy female version come first? Why couldn't they make Adam II? Did they really have to make the second version a better female? I DON'T GET WHY MALE SCIENTISTS MADE A SHITTY MAN ROBOT FIRST AND NOT A SHITTY LADY ROBOT? These smart guys just set the male gender back in the race for gender superiority. 

You know what? Maybe terminators aren't a bad idea...